Still Not A Weasley

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

(via mourn-the-wicked)

yerawizardbec:

nillawiffle:

lydiabutz:

I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.

Do. It. Now.

(via mourn-the-wicked)

thatgirlgabyright:

“How are finals going?”

(via cutiekekegirl)

tw3rkingpizza:

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

Honey, they don’t make mascara that good. You’d fall over they’d be so heavy.

(via christianslaters)